(I just picked random names here)
Girl: Hey, where is Emily?
Girl's best friend: Uhh, I dunno.
Girl: Oh! I know! She got abducted by aliens. It all started innocent, when the aliens gave her the power to fly. Then, she used it to spy on her neighbor, but the aliens got mad, and they took her away. On Mars, they taught her how to use the Force so she could steal the Man on the Moon's secret chocolate chip recipe. But she got caught, then got arrested.
(Person from behind): Hey Amanda! I'm back!
Girl: Oh hi! How were the aliens?
Emily: What aliens? I was at the orthodontist.
Girl: Was the orthodontist an alien?
Make Me Friggin' ROFL.
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