Jane: So, Miss Smith, when you divide the square root of 65-
Miss Smith: Where is 65 on the board? Jane, how many fingers am I holding up? (1 finger up)
Jane: 4 fingers! Anyway, I got-
Miss Smith: 4 fingers? I only have 1 finger up... Go get your glasses!
(I just picked random names here)
Girl: Hey, where is Emily?
Girl's best friend: Uhh, I dunno.
Girl: Oh! I know! She got abducted by aliens. It all started innocent, when the aliens gave her the power to fly. Then, she used it to spy on her neighbor, but the aliens got mad, and they took her away. On Mars, they taught her how to use the Force so she could steal the Man on the Moon's secret chocolate chip recipe. But she got caught, then got arrested.
(Person from behind): Hey Amanda! I'm back!
Girl: Oh hi! How were the aliens?
Emily: What aliens? I was at the orthodontist.
Girl: Was the orthodontist an alien?
Make Me Friggin' ROFL.
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