I am SO SORRY for being away so long guys! I couldn't come to the computer for so long.. I feel so bad...
I'm so sorry...
Random guy reading this: *AHEM*
Random guy: Are you going to blog about something interesting or WHAT?
Angry Mob (how did they get in here?): YEAH!
Me: *sniffs* Okay... okay... FINE.
There are some things most people already know. Like that Monday is SO FAR AWAY from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday. Books are just listS of different combinations of 26 letters, and that Tater Tots are called 'Tater Tots' because their are like toddlers of potatoes [Tater= potato + tot= toddler].
Another thing is cow juice.
WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COW JUICE IS?
Random voice *whispers*: No...
Seriously. First you guys don't know about Mahna-Mahna [reference to this blog post] is, and now you don't know what cow juice is.
Okay. So, you know how when you squeeze apples, you get apple juice?
Yeah? Okay. You passed the first test.
You know how when you squeeze oranges, you get orange juice?
You do? Okay then. So what happens when you squeeze cows.
Padoodlers *realization dawning on them*: OHHHHHHH.....
YEAH. YOU GET COW JUICE.
Yep. You learn something new everyday.
Like, that the future is in the past [Gravity Falls<3]!! Seriously. In other parts of the world, it's already 2013, and in some places, it's 2012. The FUTURE is in the PAST. Hehe. See what I did there. :]
Happy New Year guys!
i'm winnie, an average teen. aka i sleep too much yet i'm tired all the time.
a rambling of sorts
gather around i have a story
it's called fangirling
lonely hearts club
the olden days