Okay, I think we can all agree that Disney is pretty hackin' awesome. *yelling is heard offscreen*
What?! No. He wouldn't...
Guys, he's back. Swampy. [He's such a mattoid, omg] You see, my fellow Dorks, Swampy said that he doesn't really like Disney.
Okay, so he said he has never heard of Mulan. Problem here, guys. We needed to fix this immediately. And then, Swampy said, "I don't really like Disney. They just randomly break into song like it's the end of the world."
First of all,
Mulan is the freaking amazing, guys. There's a fat guy, a talking dragon, and a cross dressing teenage girl. What's not to like? I mean really. For freaking realzies.
Apparently, it's... "Different" and "Unrealistic".
Pff, you guys. A talking dragon is totally realistic. Obviouslyy. Well, Swampy is simply a tree. He is such a freaking tree.
And being a tree is so not hair flippin' fabulous. Which brings me to my next point: Swampy has no hair to hair flippin' flip. Which is a problem.
I mean, how else can you do this?!
So logically, he should get a wig.
A majestic one, at that.
i'm winnie, an average teen. aka i sleep too much yet i'm tired all the time.
a rambling of sorts
gather around i have a story
it's called fangirling
lonely hearts club
the olden days