Oh, yes, that's right. We're talking about babies.
*looks around the room* PSH, guys, don't give me that look! *waves hand* We're aren't talking about where they come from. [Besides, we all know they come from Babylandia. Obviously.]
Poo... I lost my plane of thought. [Who decided it would be 'train of thought' anyway? It can be my frikkin' waffle of thought if I want it to be!]
What were talking about again? ...Oh yeah.
I have a story. [YAY STORY!] *clears throat*
We were in science class, learning about selective reproduction or whatever, and we had to do an activity. We were going to 'make babies'.
DON'T JUDGE YET GUIS.
For this activity, we had to flip a coin to decide certain traits for our baby. [hair color, eye shape, etc.] And when we were done, we had to draw the baby with those traits. [See? Innocent enough.]
Later on in the day, I went up to some people a year below me. And with a serious look, and my eyebrows doing the thing, I said, "We made babies in Science today." Then I walked away.
Their faces were kind of just like~
*looks down kind of ashamed* I think I broke the innocence of their minds...
*grins* I don't regret it though.
And every five minutes, I would scream, "MOMMA'S HAVING A BABY CHILD!"
Yeah. It was fun.
And by the way, everyone should just let their farts go out, rather than in. Yah know why? CUZ YOU'LL BE SAVING BABIES. [Watch the video, you dorks! Don't just sit there like a confused banana.]
So... um. Just let those farts out, and try not to break the innocent minds of children!
Bye-bye! *waves* Hakuna Matata. :]
i'm winnie, an average teen. aka i sleep too much yet i'm tired all the time.
a rambling of sorts
gather around i have a story
it's called fangirling
lonely hearts club
the olden days