Naturally, The Doctor always has a companion. And apparently, his companion wasn't there.
She was obviously time traveling. Obviously. And when your companion is obviously time traveling, you obviously get her, right? Amiright?
Anyway, the Doctor couldn't go after her right away. He spilled orange juice on the T.A.R.D.I.S., and it got absolutely everywhere. I mean, it even got the bread soggy! Fah 'sho.
It was just being difficult.
So, he started working on it. You don't just leave your companion in 1567, she would probably get angry! [Besides, what if there's no indoor plumbing? Lemme just say: Nahstayy.]
He got it fixed eventually, though. But the thing was... The T.A.R.D.I.S. wasn't good at exact dates at the moment.
The world is against us today, hm? I mean,
I KID, I KID!
But seriously. Since it wasn't good at exact dates, it might go a couple months after. But, #YODO right?
As the best friend of the companion, I went into the T.A.R.D.I.S. as well. I mean, what could go wrong? [Ah, the famous last words.]
To the past! *pumps fist in the air*
FOR THE CAMPANION!
Whoops, wrong TV show. I mean movie...
Anyhoo, so we went to 1567. And uh oh: she isn't there. The town we left her in isn't there anymore.
Yes, we were in the right location.It was in the place, you know? You know where the place is. The big village place with the two rivers going through it?
Yerp! The place.
So, that eliminates 1567. The Doctor realized that maybe he didn't leave his companion in 1567- but maybe in 1467.
*whoosh time machine sounds*
And now we are in 1467, and he hands me a yoyo [why he has a yoyo, we'll never know folks]. Being the easily distracted person I am, I play with it [yoyos ftw!].
Little did I know, he was checking out some stuff while I was distracted. When he was done, he said, "Alright, that seems okay, now jump in the river. Then toss me the yoyo."
At first I was like, "Um, wha...?" then- "WHY AM I JUMPING INTO A FREAKING RIVER?!"
He retorted, "I am testing the gravity, now JUMP IN THE RIVER."
So I did -a bit reluctantly I might add [I think I shouted "FINE" somewhere in there]- and tossed him the yoyo.
For a person that wasn't athletic, I'd say it was a pretty good throw. But he didn't catch it.
Something wasn't right with the gravity. Did I mention I had to stay in the river while he went back to the T.A.R.D.I.S. for two hours? It was freezing!
And the worst part is... *hangs head down sadly* I didn't have any food... Food is good.
But on the bright side, he found out where she was! In the future, the year of 2328 [and she didn't invite me?! I wanna go to the future. I wonder if by that time Gangnam Style will be considered a "traditional dance"...].
So... To the future we go?
Instead we're going to the moon! [ooh, twist!]
Why the moon? We had to find the guy who had the time machine she stole. Duh.
So to the moon we go!
Once we got there, he handed me a hat so I could breathe on the moon.
And it wasn't a fedora.
It was a cowboy hat.
Psh yeah, I still took it [besides, cowboy hats are still pretty cool]. I wanted to breathe! It's kinda the thing you need to do to, well, you know... Stay alive.
But the problem was, he had a fedora.
Suddenly, his companion pops out of nowhere. [Apparently, she was on the corner of Homework Rd. and Stupid Computers Blvd. *face palm* [*Yells off-screen*: We should've checked there first!]]
And of course, the favored companion gets a fedora too. Of course.
The life lesson of this uber long story is: The Doctor and his girlfriend get fedoras, while the best friend of the companion doesn't. Oh, and Perry gets a fedora too, because he's purdy darn awesome.
i'm winnie, an average teen. aka i sleep too much yet i'm tired all the time.
a rambling of sorts
gather around i have a story
it's called fangirling
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